Some previous quotes of the day, including todays:

Nov. 4:
Prof. Carberg: What's the difference between a countertenor and a castrati?
Spencer: One of them has tools.

Dr. Forbes: I told the women in my choir to go get em, and it worked, I had the entire football team in my choir the next year.
Cory: What do you allure them with?... OH the girls!!!

Nov. 6:
Bobby: FUCK me!!! (After dropping his pizza)

Spencer: Yeah, the voice is priceless. You can always buy a new instrument but you can't buy a new voice.
Jessica: Unless you're Ariel.