I officially have two more things that annoy me:

1. The stupid goldfish jingle that probably took 28 seconds to write, and they couldn't sing it, and they play it ALL THE TIME, switching a few words. It's not even creative. It's like

"New goldfish is in colors
It still is made with real cheese
Now ever wonder why they chose this jingle that really sucks.
I've never tried them myself
They probably are gross.
The snack that smiles back goldfish."

2. The Chef Boyardee commercial jingle is almost if not more annoying than the goldfish commercial. Made preseumably by kids. It must be because the voices are SO ANNOYING!!!!! And that "oh boy oh boy oh boy" is just horrible. It sounds like Goofy on crack. And they are advertising this gross pizza ravioli in a can. I have never had a good pasta in a can, mostly because the pasta is always mushy and the sauce is just disgusting.

"New Chef BoyAARDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(oh boy oh boy oh boy)
New pizza raviOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
(oh boy oh boy oh boy)
lalalalalalala la la al al alalal ala la LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(cringe)
CHEF BOYARDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(oh boy oh boy oh boy)

OK now that I think about it the Chef Boyardee one is worst.