My mom is so nosy. Ok, I was watching homestar runner. And I was laughing. And she's like going around the house saying, "Spence, are you watching TV? What's so funny? Are you watching the talking shake? (aka Aqua Teen Hunger Force I totally wish I had NEVER said anything to her about that I HATE it when she calls it that.) It better not be anything naughty!" And I'm like "You are so nosy why do you need to know EVERYTHING about my life? I'm 20 years old I can watch whatever I want."

Mom totally sucks sometimes. Especially in the late afternoon when she starts drinking wine, then totally starts getting tipsy, expressing how much she wants to play rook and whining, then falling asleep on the couch.